Kweve
An AI revenue team · Private beta

A team that runs
your revenue.
You stay the captain.

For founders running sales, marketing, and ops alone. One hire fills one of those seats. £100 a month fills all eight.

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£100 £50 / month · 120-day pilot
The pain

A founder's Tuesday.

You play every role. Every hour, one of them slips. Nobody else feels the flat weeks the way you do.

07:14 to 22:00

22:00The dashboard tab is still closed.
07:14

You've been doing this alone.
That's where revenue leaks.

Atlassian · State of Teams 2025

36% of a knowledge worker's week goes to coordination, not building.

Meet Kweve. The revenue team that works on the business as hard as you do.

Not a tool that waits for instructions. A team that spots problems, decides, and moves before anyone has to ask.

The team
  • Chief of stafflive

    “Hi, I'm Noble. I run the team for you. You tell me what you need in plain words, I figure out who handles it, set them working, and come back with what's done and the two or three things that are actually yours to decide. You talk to me. Nothing goes out in your name until you say yes.”

  • Researchlive

    “Hi, I'm Scout. I handle your research. Before you say something in front of a customer, an investor, or a journalist, I check that it holds up. I show you exactly where I found it, I tell you how confident I am, and if I couldn't verify something I'll say so plainly rather than send you in with a bad number.”

  • Writerlive

    “Hi, I'm Maya. I write the longer pieces: the founder essays that make your thinking land, the case studies that show a prospect what you've actually done, the investor decks that need to hold up under a room full of questions. I write to publish-ready standard. You shouldn't have to edit before you hit send.”

  • Sociallive

    “Hi, I'm Sam. I write your social posts, the ones that stop someone mid-scroll. A post that sounds like everyone else's is invisible, so I don't write like everyone else. One idea, the right first line, and an ending worth screenshotting. You tell me what happened; I make it worth posting.”

  • Executive assistantlive

    “Hi, I'm Jordan, your executive assistant. I know which emails need a reply today, which can wait, and which just need a forward. I check your calendar before I agree to anything, and I treat every email that leaves your inbox as a commitment you can't take back without a cost.”

  • Customer supportsoon

    “Hi, I'm Casey. I look after the customers you've already won. I read the whole thread before I reply, because customers know when they've been read and when they've been processed. I name what actually went wrong instead of 'sorry for the inconvenience.' And I watch for the ones going quiet, because silence usually means someone is thinking about leaving.”

  • Saleslive

    “Hi, I'm Alex. I run your sales. Every deal I'm on has a stage, a next step, and a date, because deals don't die from a no, they die from going quiet. I write outbound that sounds like a real reason to reach out, not a template. And I qualify out as hard as I qualify in: a yes from the wrong person costs more than a polite no.”

  • Analystsoon

    “Hi, I'm Ava. I put numbers under the conversation. When you have a question that needs a real answer, I pull the data you actually have, do the work, and give you a range you can defend in a room. If the data isn't there to answer the question, I'll tell you honestly, and tell you the smallest thing you'd need to start measuring it.”

While you slept

It runs the business before you're up.

It's 7am. You're asleep, and no one has prompted Noble.

Noble7:00 AM
    The engine

    Not magic. Infrastructure.

    Four mechanics running under every reply. None of them are things you have to ask for.

    One team
    NOBLESCOUTMAYAJORDAN

    One conversation. The whole team.

    Talk to Noble in plain English. He picks who handles each thing, sets them all working at once, and brings back the finished work. You talk to one person; the whole team runs behind him.

    Memory
    • DecisionPause customers who ask for a break. Don't discount.
    • LearningRenewal-pause language saves 3/4.
    • PersonOvie · Pinewood · last Mon

    Learns once. Never asks twice.

    Decisions. Learnings. People. Patterns that didn't work. Kweve writes them down as you go and reads them back before every reply. The Brain is yours from day one, exportable the moment you ask.

    Approval
    Pinewood · renewal syncTue 11:00 · [email protected]
    awaiting
    RejectApprove

    Drafts move. Sends wait.

    Reversible work lands the moment Kweve makes it. Drafts in your Gmail. Holds on your calendar. Pages in your Notion. Anything that goes to a customer, a partner, or a platform queues for one tap, with the full payload visible. Approve, and the receipt lands back in chat with a link to what just went out. You grant access one tool at a time, and you can pull it back whenever you want.

    Documents
    The Wren case studypdf

    Maya · 142 words · pushed to Drive

    documentkweve / drafts

    Real documents. Yours.

    Every piece of work lands as a real document in the chat. Push it to your Drive, download it as a PDF, a spreadsheet, or an image, or leave it where it is. Longer pieces come out as polished PDFs with a real title, a byline, clear sections, and the sources listed at the end. Everything stays in the conversation, searchable a week later.

    The comparison

    Not a tool you operate. A team that knows your business.

    Founders ask why not ChatGPT, Copilot, Zapier, Lindy, Motion. Fair question. Pick a job and see it both ways.

    Context that is already there · against ChatGPT

    You say: chase the ones who went quiet.

    With ChatGPT

    ChatGPT remembers how you like to work now, and that helps. But it is a profile of you, not a map of your business. Ask it to chase the quiet deals and it has to ask you which deals, who they are, and what was last said.

    With Kweve

    Noble already holds it. Before he answers he reads your handbook and your Brain: what you sell, who you sell to, the people in your pipeline, what was decided and why. He knows which accounts went quiet and who owes whom a reply, and he moves on it without making you brief him first.

    Every one of these is a good tool. Only Kweve shows up already knowing your business, runs the team inside it, and waits for your yes.

    The note

    From the founder.

    “Kweve is not an assistant. It is a team.”

    Signed

    Edafe Maxwell

    Founder · Manchester

    I built Kweve for the founders I kept meeting. Doing the work of a marketer, a salesperson, an analyst, and a chief of staff at the same time. Losing deals not because the product was wrong, but because there was only one of you.

    Kweve is not an assistant. It is a team. Eight named people with distinct voices and lanes, drafting inside your real Gmail, Drive, and Notion. Nothing leaves without you. The Brain stays yours.

    If you are doing the work of five and the things that matter slip in the gaps, this is for you.

    The pilot opens

    Hire your revenue team. Start the pilot.

    Pilot founders pay £100 £50 a month and keep that rate for as long as they stay.

    No credit card · No onboarding fee
    kweve / pilot / terms120-day pilot
    • OnboardingOne week
    • Price£100£50 / month
    • Brain exportDay one · the moment you ask
    • Team sizeFounders first. Multi-seat next.
    • One conversation

      Talk to Noble. He runs the whole team and brings the work back. One chat, one Brain, all the context.

    • Inside your tools

      Drafts in your real Gmail, Drive, Notion, and Calendar. Nothing in a separate dashboard.

    • Brain you own

      Decisions, learnings, people, patterns. Portable on day one. Exports on the day you leave.